"But you see, you measure what a good time you had by how much it fucks you up; you go out tonight, get ripped, get shitfaced. You’ll wake up tomorrow and somebody will talk to you and ask, "How was last night?". You’ll say, "It was fantastic! …I can’t see. No sens- no feeling, nothing, no sensation down the left side of my body. Oh! I can’t even form sentences! You should’ve come; you would’ve at least lost an ear!"
Cosplay selfies! With bonus Wholock :D
WHAT, THE NOTES D: HOW?
Because you are very, very attractive
How can you be all these attractive males at one time!?
DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS, MAN!!!!!!
I’m in that phase where I want to ask you to hang out but don’t wanna seem desperate. Why must I be like this?
Do it. Honesty and being genuine with people is so much better than trying to play the “I must be socially acceptable/try to anticipate what other people need/there’s something wrong with me needing attention.”
Just be honest with people. If you want to hang, tell them.
It never has.
This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.
i’ll reblog this every single time i see it
We all should. Let’s make this thing go viral.
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I have to pee. And do things.
Scotland’s funniest export says he’s happy he won’t get to vote on his country’s future this week, doesn’t fear his Parkinson’s disease and counts getting his welder’s apprenticeship as his finest hour.